1. condescendist:


    (via wlison)


  2. snorlaxatives:

    i’m pretty sure my finger is getting a six pack from all the scrolling i do

    (Source: snorlaxatives, via sokkaflockaflameo)

  4. wasteinq:






    His pledge to her:

    i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

    I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

    i think I am going to cry

    I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

    This is so cute omg

    (Source: atomos, via mycapegoeswhoosh)

  5. This man photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero.

    (Source: lookatwhattheyredoingtome, via liquid-liamm)

  8. caramelbombshellxo:


    this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday


    (Source: shawtysdead, via sorrywrong)

  9. kiss-the-g1rl:


    filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

    such evil minds in this place

    (via heyfunniest)